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THE STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM... AND HOW HE DID IT.

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* His last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* At the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* Liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* Marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* Exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* Wet
Q9. How can a man go for eight days without sleeping ?
* He sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built by the previous 8 men.
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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  1. smelling the coffeeFebruary 7, 2012 at 7:33 AM

    I've been looking for the comment button for days now.
    But this boy was not clever. I insist it was a boy :)

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  2. Isaac MunaniraMarch 13, 2012 at 11:10 PM

    ha ha..this sure takes the cake.

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